cluckyeschickens:

    One of my favorite artists, The Mincing Mockingbird, paints birds, and that includes chickens. 

    Bless.

    (Source: mincingmockingbird.com, via idancefreethroughtheworld)

    hoodbypussy:

    Évolution inversée

    “It took me four years to paint like Raphael, but a lifetime to paint like a child.”
    ― Pablo Picasso

    (via jenspadalicki)

  1. thebloggerbloggerfun:

    teafortrouble:

    eteo:

    fall-for-nothing:

    trickster-eridan:

    buttpilgrim:

    scientificperfection:

    kittiesinthemorning:

    I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

    WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

    when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

    it’s back

    Satan lemon

    every villain is lemons

    And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

    And now: The Weather.

    (Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via jenspadalicki)

  2. souflegirlandchinboy:

    you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

    (Source: movelat, via ibetshebangs-likeafairyonacid)

    alicexz:

    Do you know what love is? I’ll tell you: it is whatever you can still betray.
    ― John le Carré

    One hour studies.

    (via bbcssherlock)

  3. can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

    pastperspectives:

    guys… it’s a palm tree.

    NO

    (Source: thesacredword, via heart)

  4. simplydalektable:

    lysnk2:

    heartthrobbstark:

    i read this interesting fact the other day that pirates wore eye patches because they frequently transitioned from bright sunlight to darkness below deck and when they went below deck the covered eye would already be adjusted to darkness so they could immediately see really well and not have to wait for their eyes to adjust

    image

    THIS IS LEGIT THEY PROVED IT ON MYTHBUSTERS.

    i learned this from a gay pirate au fanfic i read

    (via alliedolll)

  5. internetgf:

    i feel like i got a virus from reblogging this

    (Source: lavagoth, via borninorlais)

    awkward-lee:

    the pun game is strong with these two

    (via sodapawp)

  6. doppelgender:

    sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters

    (via defleured)

  7. foxnewsofficial:

    hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

    (via heart)

  8. gottalovethekenways:

    Assassins working with Templars.



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